A joke's a very serious thing.
  - Charles Churchill

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
  - Terry Pratchett

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
  - Errol Flynn

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
  - Mae West

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
  - Evan Esar

Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
  - Arnold Lobel

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
  - William Jennings Bryan